Sunday, 8 May 2011

Insert Finger Here

The attempt at being 'normal' is not going as well as I had anticipated. A colleague at the supermarket I work at requested my finger and instructed me to look away. At which point my response should have been no, or perhaps ask why. However I happily did as they asked and was soon to find my finger being inserted in what felt like shit. It was in fact baby food, that happened to look like vomit. The lesson I have learned....question everything, trust no one!!!


Word of the day: Idiot

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