The End...might not be nigh!

2012, the end of the world. December 21st to be more precise. Well according to an interpretation of the Mayan calender. But all you supersicious folk and Tin Foil Hat wearers can let out a sigh of relief. A German archeologist has revealed an alternative interpretation. Sven Gronemeyer explains that the Mayan calender foretells that Britney Spears will become ruler of all the world. 

According to the new interpretation of the Mayan calender Britney will begin her mission for Universal domination by eating David Cameron's brain. Following this Britney will rapidly take over each country with the aid of her hefty bank account and sexual prowess. So we have been warned!!

Obviously I'm taking the piss, but here's the real article on Sven Gronemeyer's findings if anyone is genuinely worried about 21/12/12.

Word of the Day: Prophecy

Quote of the Day: 'After there is great trouble among man kind, a greater one is prepared. The great mover of the universe will renew time, rain blood, thrist, famine, steel weapons and disease. In the heavens, a fire is seen.' Nostradamus  

Random thought of the Day: Can anybody come up with a prophecy or do you have to be part of some secret society?? I predicted that Amelia Lily would win the X factor way back when she first auditioned. If that comes to be I believe I am officially psychic...